and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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