it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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