hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
