The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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