"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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