Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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