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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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