Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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