is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you traded sex for a burrito?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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