Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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