i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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