ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face