you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable