Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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