I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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