he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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