i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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