Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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