Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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