$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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