She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
