We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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