Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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