It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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