Is it because I queefed?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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