I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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