mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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