im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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