Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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