Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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