If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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