If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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