i think i have herpe
just one?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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