This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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