Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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