I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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