I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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