You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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