Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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