my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
we're so committed to being not committed
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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