Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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