my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.