glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.