Kareoke will never be a sober sport
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy