so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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