It's like God shit irony all over that family
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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