small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize