drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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