Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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