Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
soo... how was my night?
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