Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You work out of a Hotel?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My breasts were aching with rage.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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