i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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