that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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