So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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