Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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